What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 08:05

No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
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No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
So they tried
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
What is a good way to conduct an interview?
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
—
Thumbs down again.
What’s a mistake most guys make when trying to get a girlfriend?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Is depression a cause for always feeling tired?
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do men suck dick? Me, I can't get enough
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)