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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 08:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

NASA withdraws support for conferences - SpaceNews

No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Upcoming Telescope Predicted to Discover Millions of Hidden Solar System Objects - Gizmodo

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

Scientists Predict a Million-Fold Drop in Oxygen — Here’s What it Means for Earth’s Future - The Daily Galaxy

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

So they tried

Trump’s budget puts Huntsville-made spacecraft on the chopping block - AL.com

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

What is a good way to conduct an interview?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

Does the pro-choice movement realise that all the money used to subside abortions can be used to subsidize daycare and other financial support for single mothers with unplanned pregnancies?

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

What’s a mistake most guys make when trying to get a girlfriend?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

Is depression a cause for always feeling tired?

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do men suck dick? Me, I can't get enough

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

NBA mock draft 2025: Updated projection with latest rumors after combine, college withdrawals - SBNation.com

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

10 Habits that are Aging Your Gut, According to Experts - EatingWell

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Largest map of the universe announced revealing 800,000 galaxies, challenging early cosmos theories - Phys.org